michael murray

A teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. found this list on the floor of 3rd grade classroom.

It’s a list of 90 different kinds of bitches.

Types of Bitches
1) Dirty dumb ass bitches

2) Aint got no ass bitches

3) Dusty trick bitches

4) Fishy bitches

5) Don’t know how to fight bitches

6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches

7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that

8) Can’t keep a man bitch

9) Track wearing bitches

10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man

11) Hoochie looking bitches

12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches

13) Stupid bitches that act dumb

14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy

15) Want to be jocking bitches

16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone

17) Bitches who think they better than me

18) Instigating bitches

19) Talking behind your back bitches

20) Loud mouth bitches

21) Pissy bitches

22) Stingy bitches

23) Funky looking bitches

24) Short hair bitches

25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair

26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you

27) Staring in your face bitches

28) Big eyed looking bitches

29) Crazy bitches

30) Nappy tender headed bitches

31) Booty shorts wearing bitches

32) Coast-signing bitches

33) Dick riding bitches

34) Whipped bitches

35) Buck tooth bitches

36) Cheesy teeth bitches

37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches

38) Ghetto bitches

39) Hair dyeing bitches

40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches

41) Bitches who think they hard

42) Bitches that think they get money

43) Bitches that go to a dirty school

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59) Gay bitches

60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches

61) Tomboy bitches

62) Stain on your pants bitches

63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches

64) Dirty hair bitches

65) Stealing bitches

66) Stinky feet bitches

67) Big gap bitches

68) Protecting their store bitches

69) Pajamas outside bitches

70) Ragly braid bitches

71) Stanky butt bitches

72) Greedy bitches

73) Slimy grimy bitches

74) Psycho bitches

75) Drug dealing bitches

76) Geekin’ bitches

77) Suntanning bitches

78) Goofy looking bitches

79) Triflin’ bitches

80) Skanky bitches

81) Mugging bitches

82) Sloppy bitches

83) Dirty fingernails bitches

84) Dirty sock wearing bitches

85) Uncreative bitches

86) White bitches that think black people poor

87) Conceited bitches

88) Tall bitches

89) Short bitches

90) Jealous bitches

This list has become an Internet sensation, the launching point and inspiration for all sorts of different projects across the globe. I’ve decided to fill in the blanks and write entries for the missing spaces between 44 and 58, and these are the entries:

44) Always be talking about her graduate degree bitch
45) Allergic to bees bitch
46) Just pretending to like hockey to get a man bitch
47) Skinny yoga bitch
48) Always dress as sexy cat on Halloween bitch
49) Smell like carrots bitch
50) All I can talk about is my fucking wedding bitch
51) Like Star Trek bitch
52) Always sending back her food bitch
53) Nose bleed on the bus bitch
54) Bring her own bag to grocery store bitch
54) I been to Europe bitch
55) Think she got a cool bicycle bitch
56) Ugly boot bitch
57) Do I look fat bitch
58) Think she seen a ghost bitch